I used to date your mom.

Kevin Bacon

I used to date Kevin Bacon.

Okay, you caught me, no, I didn’t technically date Kevin Bacon. But in the early eighties I did date Spyder Giraldo, who later married Pat Benatar. Bill Paxton then starred in Pat’s music video for “Shadows of the Night” as a Nazi radio officer. A few years after that, Bill was in Apollo 13 with Kev.

So yeah, I basically dated Kevin Bacon.